My Cat Is Better Than Yours by Harris Lee

My Cat Is Better Than Yours by Harris Lee


You think your Mittens is cuter than my Mr. Fluffy? Can Mittens jump 5 feet in the air and catch a fly? He ain’t that great. MY Mr. Fluffy can lick the back of his neck. Can YOUR cat lick the back of his neck? I bet he can’t open doors either. My Mr. Fluffy can’t, but he’s certainly got the head for it. I can tell your cat is far less superior; he plays with his food before he eats it. My cat, all he has to do is stare at his prey and it drops dead. He’s the hottest thing since pants, and let me tell you, pants are pretty rad. Even his litter box smells like a field of daisies. I would be embarrassed if I would own such a disgraceful cat. You and Mittens should just go back to the pound where you belong, you stinking feline.