Backstage: a day in the life of an average smart teen
Behind the walls of the GBW O.I.N.K (overly intelligent nerd kenter) one
should find Senior Cal Culator tutoring teachers on A.P Brain Studies. Cal
is GBW’s brightest star that intends to bring GBW a new Nobel Peace Prize
for his discoveries on atoms in the dark matter of Pluto’s hidden nine
rings.
On a normal day Cal spends his time in his new lab that GBW bought for him
after he received his six other Nobel Peace Prize. Though people may think
he has thousands of friends all over the world. He actually is never seen
with friends or anyone for that matter. Grant, Cal’s best friend said “We go
way back I’ve known him since Pre-school, and I’m seeing him tomorrow for
the first time since then”. Cal’s Brain Studies teacher Professor Ghastler
said “He’s a great kid, always ready to learn and I’m thrilled to be put
down by Cal’s answer to my poor explanation, but otherwise he’s a great kid,
great kid…….” Professor Ghastler went on murmuring to himself walking into
the janitor’s closet while stroking his left arm slickly. At the end of the
day Cal is usually in chess club, debating against Harvard and Oxford, being
interviewed on CNN, and performing open heart surgery at the same time
usually. His after school life is unknown though. All that is known is that
he spends his time in his underground lab.
This is basically what goes on in the life of Cal Culator on a normal week
of High School. He has a busy, compact, but normal life for an average
teenager that almost 87.6159% of all High School teens. Everyone at GBW
looks forward to watching Cal achieve so much more.
Friday, February 26, 2010
DRAMA KID REALIZES ASIDES ARE HEARD OUT LOUD
DRAMA KID REALIZES ASIDES ARE HEARD OUT LOUD
At Glenbrook West High school, there have been reports of a student that is involved in drama club saying asides out loud to other people. An aside is when a character in a play or story talks to the audience and other characters cannot hear what he or she is saying. Jeremy Rodgers, sophomore at GBW, does not realize that other people can hear him. Tracey McArthur, junior at GBW, told the principal about one of these asides that Jeremy said.
“He was asking me out to dinner, I had said yes because we had been going out, but then he started talking to himself like I couldn’t hear him. Jeremy had said things I wish he had not said. He kept talking about how he was going to take me home after dinner and do things that I wasn’t sure I was ready for. I asked him if he really meant those things, and he seemed startled that I could hear what he was saying. He said he was having an aside and that I could not hear him.”
Mrs. Johnson, the advance algebra teacher for Jeremy, had reported an aside also. She was worried that there was something wrong with Jeremy. She said that he stood up and looked out the window and started talking to himself on how stupid his teacher was. He had than seen an imaginary pencil in front of him. He ran around the room grabbing at the pencil saying “Is this a pencil that I see before me?”
These asides have also been heard outside of school. Mister and Misses Rodgers have seen Jeremy talking to himself. “We had asked him where he was going later that night; he said he was going to the movies. He then looked off into space and had said that he was really going to Tracey McArthur’s house. We were worried that he did not know that we could hear him. We than called for a professional to take care of him for a little while,” said Mrs. Johnson. Today, Jeremy Rodgers has been taken to George Washington Facility of Correctional Services.
At Glenbrook West High school, there have been reports of a student that is involved in drama club saying asides out loud to other people. An aside is when a character in a play or story talks to the audience and other characters cannot hear what he or she is saying. Jeremy Rodgers, sophomore at GBW, does not realize that other people can hear him. Tracey McArthur, junior at GBW, told the principal about one of these asides that Jeremy said.
“He was asking me out to dinner, I had said yes because we had been going out, but then he started talking to himself like I couldn’t hear him. Jeremy had said things I wish he had not said. He kept talking about how he was going to take me home after dinner and do things that I wasn’t sure I was ready for. I asked him if he really meant those things, and he seemed startled that I could hear what he was saying. He said he was having an aside and that I could not hear him.”
Mrs. Johnson, the advance algebra teacher for Jeremy, had reported an aside also. She was worried that there was something wrong with Jeremy. She said that he stood up and looked out the window and started talking to himself on how stupid his teacher was. He had than seen an imaginary pencil in front of him. He ran around the room grabbing at the pencil saying “Is this a pencil that I see before me?”
These asides have also been heard outside of school. Mister and Misses Rodgers have seen Jeremy talking to himself. “We had asked him where he was going later that night; he said he was going to the movies. He then looked off into space and had said that he was really going to Tracey McArthur’s house. We were worried that he did not know that we could hear him. We than called for a professional to take care of him for a little while,” said Mrs. Johnson. Today, Jeremy Rodgers has been taken to George Washington Facility of Correctional Services.
Stalkabout
Hey John,
I’m excited for Saturday night. Wanna know why? Yeah, turnabout is the same night, but you are invited to a much more exclusive dance. What is this dance called? Stalk-About. That’s right, sweetheart, you’re invited. In fact, you’ve been invited for the last 365 days. You should be excited; Turnabout only comes once a year. But baby, Stalk-About is EVERY night. I hired a DJ, he’s gonna play all the hottest hits in my basement. Wear your best suit. You know, the light grey one with the beautiful blue tie you have. I saw you put it on once when you were getting ready for a wedding. You looked as handsome as a young Leo Di CaprioJ. Oh, by the way, you need to clean your bedroom window; it’s very hard to see through. Refreshments are gonna be served, and don’t mind the smell of chloroform. I can’t wait to dance the night away, every day. I think we are the cutest looking couple to ever exist. Even cuter than Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer.
I’m excited for Saturday night. Wanna know why? Yeah, turnabout is the same night, but you are invited to a much more exclusive dance. What is this dance called? Stalk-About. That’s right, sweetheart, you’re invited. In fact, you’ve been invited for the last 365 days. You should be excited; Turnabout only comes once a year. But baby, Stalk-About is EVERY night. I hired a DJ, he’s gonna play all the hottest hits in my basement. Wear your best suit. You know, the light grey one with the beautiful blue tie you have. I saw you put it on once when you were getting ready for a wedding. You looked as handsome as a young Leo Di CaprioJ. Oh, by the way, you need to clean your bedroom window; it’s very hard to see through. Refreshments are gonna be served, and don’t mind the smell of chloroform. I can’t wait to dance the night away, every day. I think we are the cutest looking couple to ever exist. Even cuter than Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Anne Frank Tweets
Here is the Anne Frank Twitter info:
www.twitter.com/annefrankwwII
password: hitler
Bluechill16@sbcglobal.net
Let's get on there and add some Tweets.
www.twitter.com/annefrankwwII
password: hitler
Bluechill16@sbcglobal.net
Let's get on there and add some Tweets.
Additional AEDs Cost Time and Lives
Here's a story from Steven. Make some comments - revisions, jokes, etc.
Additional AEDs Cost Time and Lives
Over winter break the money the school was going to use for better quality food in GBW was instead used for 728 new AEDs. The AEDs are not only located at sporting events, exercise facilities, and other crowded places but are also located at the pool, the inside of the crevice of the ceilings, next to the deep fryer in the kitchen, and that lonely corner of the janitor’s closet.
There were many positive responses to this abundance of AEDs. Here are some positive responses by the students.
Charlie, senior said, “I am so glad that these came at my second semester of my senior year. I don’t have to deal with passing five AEDs when I am going to the john and finding two of them right next to the john.”
“I am so glad that the new AEDs come with a large variety of colors. I have always wanted to have the option of taking my time and choosing the color that I like. It’s not like I have to save someone anytime soon where every second counts,” laughed little Timmy, Senior no really.
Jennifer, sophomore exclaimed, “I am like so happy like really, that these like AEDs come with ummm a mirror like yeah. So I can totally look hot unconscious as that one nerd saves me.” Unfortunately for Jennifer, an old AED without a mirror compartment was used to save her.
Borantossmolivick (John), junior raved, “I love how the voices are of famous super heroes like Spiderman, Green Lantern, Powerman, the Dazzler, Rom the Space Knight, and Squirrel Girl. They also come with kung fu grip of a canary.”
“It is pretty good so far, I have been able to take advantage of the glow in the dark feature. It caused a bit of confusion with the lights off and the AED glowing in the middle of the room but I know that if there is ever a time when the lights are off I can still save lives,” explained Fred, the blind kid.
Yogi, junior said, “This overabundance of AEDs covered our lack of medical training and made us look cool. It proved to be a more useful expenditure than better food or even getting food. Who has to eat?” Yogi was later found on the ground due to anemia later that day.
Additional AEDs Cost Time and Lives
Over winter break the money the school was going to use for better quality food in GBW was instead used for 728 new AEDs. The AEDs are not only located at sporting events, exercise facilities, and other crowded places but are also located at the pool, the inside of the crevice of the ceilings, next to the deep fryer in the kitchen, and that lonely corner of the janitor’s closet.
There were many positive responses to this abundance of AEDs. Here are some positive responses by the students.
Charlie, senior said, “I am so glad that these came at my second semester of my senior year. I don’t have to deal with passing five AEDs when I am going to the john and finding two of them right next to the john.”
“I am so glad that the new AEDs come with a large variety of colors. I have always wanted to have the option of taking my time and choosing the color that I like. It’s not like I have to save someone anytime soon where every second counts,” laughed little Timmy, Senior no really.
Jennifer, sophomore exclaimed, “I am like so happy like really, that these like AEDs come with ummm a mirror like yeah. So I can totally look hot unconscious as that one nerd saves me.” Unfortunately for Jennifer, an old AED without a mirror compartment was used to save her.
Borantossmolivick (John), junior raved, “I love how the voices are of famous super heroes like Spiderman, Green Lantern, Powerman, the Dazzler, Rom the Space Knight, and Squirrel Girl. They also come with kung fu grip of a canary.”
“It is pretty good so far, I have been able to take advantage of the glow in the dark feature. It caused a bit of confusion with the lights off and the AED glowing in the middle of the room but I know that if there is ever a time when the lights are off I can still save lives,” explained Fred, the blind kid.
Yogi, junior said, “This overabundance of AEDs covered our lack of medical training and made us look cool. It proved to be a more useful expenditure than better food or even getting food. Who has to eat?” Yogi was later found on the ground due to anemia later that day.
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