Stalkabout

Hey John,


I’m excited for Saturday night. Wanna know why? Yeah, turnabout is the same night, but you are invited to a much more exclusive dance. What is this dance called? Stalk-About. That’s right, sweetheart, you’re invited. In fact, you’ve been invited for the last 365 days. You should be excited; Turnabout only comes once a year. But baby, Stalk-About is EVERY night. I hired a DJ, he’s gonna play all the hottest hits in my basement. Wear your best suit. You know, the light grey one with the beautiful blue tie you have. I saw you put it on once when you were getting ready for a wedding. You looked as handsome as a young Leo Di CaprioJ. Oh, by the way, you need to clean your bedroom window; it’s very hard to see through. Refreshments are gonna be served, and don’t mind the smell of chloroform. I can’t wait to dance the night away, every day. I think we are the cutest looking couple to ever exist. Even cuter than Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer.